i don’t particularly like using the word ‘ass’ – in fact i tend to avoid it.
but there is one time when it feels completely appropriate and it is linked to an acronym i came up with a few years ago when i was still in Stellenbosch
it is the acronym GYHOOYA and it stands for ‘Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass’ as so beautifully illustrated by the creepy pic at the top
i know, i know, the older generation and the more polite and elegant and self-righteous tut their tuts and shake their heads and make you-should-know-better noises at me…
but i REALLY like it, almost as much as i like the word CRAP. and for the very same reason.
it just says exactly what is sometimes needing to be said. you can say something is ‘rubbish’ or ‘junk’ or anything like that, but the word ‘crap’ actually much more perfectly describes the thing.
and you can rarely face-to-face or even on social media tell someone to get their head out of their ass, but you can quietly say, “GYHOOYA” [pronounced Gie-Who-Yah] and smile knowingly to yourself.
although i think the world is about ready for it, so maybe you can join with me in finding the times and place and people where a directed GYHOOYA would be the appropriate thing to say.
# people [especially men] who don’t understand what ‘Rape Culture’ is or who refuse to engage in healthy conversations around it.
# people [especially white people] who don’t understand what ‘White Privilege’ really means and refuse to engage with it and learn from those who are speaking about it.
# people who think being the church is only about attending a meeting at a specific place on a specific day
# Westboro Baptist ‘Church’ and anyone else who calls themselves Christian and refuses to act in love
# people who start sentences with the words, “I’m not racist/sexist/homophobic but…”
And more i’m sure – just every now and then something happens and someone responds in the most ridiculous of ways and deserves their very own GYHOOYA.
What about you? Who would you add to the list of people who need to receive a GYHOOYA?