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mature people truths part iii

so i literally stumbled upon this list of mature people truths via my friend megan from theatresports and as much as this is a typical email-this-to-the-whole-world type email list, there are a lot more here that are funny than are not – you can check out the whole list here – http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html or you can keep an eye on this blog as i pick three or four at a time to share [strum a rhythm with your fingers on your desk if you agree]

#4 There is great need for a sarcasm font

#13 I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten page technical report that I swear I didn’t make any changes to

#18 I think the freezer deserves a light as well

#25 How many times is it appropriate to say, “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

# 26 I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

mature people truths part 2

so i literally stumbled upon this list of mature people truths via my friend megan from theatresports and as much as this is a typical email-this-to-the-whole-world type email list, there are a lot more here that are funny than are not – you can check out the whole list here – http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html or you can keep an eye on this blog as i pick three or four at a time to share [strum a rhythm with your fingers on your desk if you agree]

#22 I WOULD RATHER TRY TO CARRY 10 OVERLOADED PLASTIC BAGS IN EACH HAND THAN TAKE TWO TRIPS TO BRING MY GROCERIES IN.

#24 I HAVE A HARD TIME DECIPHERING THE FINE LINE BETWEEN BOREDOM AND HUNGER.

#27 SHIRTS GET DIRTY. UNDERWEAR GETS DIRTY. PANTS? PANTS NEVER GET DIRTY AND YOU CAN WEAR THEM FOREVER.

#29 THERE’S NO WORSE FEELING THAN THAT MILLISECOND WHEN YOU’RE SURE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AFTER LEANING YOUR CHAIR BACK A LITTLE TOO FAR.

to be checking out the part of three clicking here be

mature people truths part 1

so i literally stumbled upon this list of mature people truths via my friend megan from theatresports and as much as this is a typical email-this-to-the-whole-world type email list, there are a lot more here that are funny than are not – you can check out the whole list here – http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html or you can keep an eye on this blog as i pick three or four at a time to share [nod if you agree]

#6 WAS LEARNING CURSIVE REALLY NECESSARY?

#8 OBITUARIES WOULD BE A LOT MORE INTERESTING IF THEY TOLD YOU HOW THE PERSON DIED.

#12 CAN’T WE ALL JUST AGREE TO IGNORE WHATEVER COMES AFTER BLU RAY? I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO RESTART MY COLLECTION… AGAIN!

#15 I HATE IT WHEN I JUST MISS A CALL BY THE LAST RING [HELLO? HELLO? URGH], BUT WHEN I IMMEDIATELY CALL BACK IT RINGS NINE TIMES AND GOES TO VOICE MAIL. WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER I DIDN’T ANSWER? DROP THE PHONE AND RUN AWAY?

to see part two simply click here and smile as you wait for the page to load – if you’re on dialup maybe try out a whole range of emotions…you have time…

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