Oh Stephan, you get me, you really get me. This Pearls strip pretty spot on with ca directional voice finder thingy:

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However, life is not all about Pearls before Swine. Sometimes life can be about Poorly Drawn Lines and how spot on it can be on occasion:

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[For a different Pearls before Swine cartoon looking at sneaking into the afterlife, click here]

[For some of my favourite Poorly Drawn Lines strips, take a look over here]