so i got a little silly today and i can’t even remember why – someone’s #firstworldproblems hashtag triggered a Will Smith response version… which then became a ‘being spun in a huge circle by someone really strong’ version and of course a ‘surfing in the ocean when the first wave arrives’ one…

8 attempts later and i had a bit of a list… what world problems did you experience today?

After Earth, Wild Wild West, Men in Black II –

Dizziness, shortness of breath, slight nausea…

Overcrowding in the water, not quite being in the right place at the right time, first time surfing nerves…

Someone has had to die for us to get here, expensive lawyer’s fees, not getting that antique click you were hoping for…

Throat parched, hurts a little when i swallow, could really use a glass of ice cold water right about now.  [my mom responded to this one on the book of faces, giving me sore throat remedies]

Anger management, fading band glory days, attempts at a movie career.

Coffin too bulky to fit in easily, coffin slides around when taking corners too quick, everyone stares all the time.

What if you pick on someone who is in a relationship, if she makes you feel really stupid for trying, bad breath.

People throwing buckets of red paint at you, animal activist groups taking you on, dead animal guilt.

 

Which of these was your favourite? Do you have one to add to the list? Add yours below!

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