so i started a hashtag today which i think could go viral if you all played along… the hashtag is #waystomakeatrexsad which if you can’t read it says, ‘Ways to Make a T-Rex sad’ and plays off the idea that a T-Rex has short arms and so might struggle with certain activities. tell your friends. add me as @brettfisha if you haven’t yet and lets get depressing that beast.

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some examples so far would be:

Inquire about the size of the fish he caught on his weekend away with the boys.

Give him a voucher to a climbing wall club.

Tell him he has a bit of a milk moustache.

Go in for the high five.

What you got? Come and post your favourite ones here…